Nov
17th
Tue
17th
(via theblacklung)
Title = "ding-dong bat." not. kidding.
Stripey.
Yep.
Reclining.
handsomely-lit. bravo.
classic shape. very popular.
mm hmmm.
dick-handled tea-cups $120 apiece
Noguchi Dickfest
The Noguchi Sculpture Museum and Garden in LIC is a giant dickfest. I approve of this. What I find amusing is no one else seemed to be admitting they were in a forest of cock sculptures. My mother-in-law insisted I was being silly and that the “ding-dong bat” title must just be a “funny translation from the Japanese.”
No, I think that the translation is spot on and the ding-dong bat was carved from one of the ding-dong trees in this here forest of giant cocks.
Oct
22nd
Thu
22nd
Dear fedora, I love you.
I was a FAT BABY!!!
Oct
13th
Tue
13th
I bought this little comic book today because it was cute and melancholy and was only 2 dollars.
It’s not about pancakes at all. But it is about unicorns dying and how if you only wrap their body in one blanket they bleed right through it. You have to use two.
I already knew that. Everyone knows that. Unicorns are bleeders.
Oct
10th
Sat
10th
J-ro’s a super hero
Oct
8th
Thu
8th
My hairs got long. And I got a fedora. And I found the photobooth app on my Mac. Self-indulgent portraiture ensues.
Oct
2nd
Fri
2nd
I am changing my last name to Popsicle. If Mattfriend does it too we can have double Popsicles as our graphic! And I’ll get a double popsicle tattoo!
However, if he does not I am going to get a single popsicle tattoo. So there, buddy.
